MTV is in negotiations to create a solo vehicle for Jersey Shore break out star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. Being that the network is stretched for creative talent, with all its best writers utilized on innovative and groundbreaking shows such as My Super Sweet 16, Teen Mom, From G's to Gents and the Emmy winning 16 and Pregnant - i offer an opportunity for respite from their mentally taxing efforts in the unprovoked act of generosity that is ... a few suggestions:
Possible Titles for the Yet To Be Named "Situation" Spinoff
15. Scrubs ... Best Used On A Rash
14. Hepa-Titus Andronicus
13. Phineas & Perv
12. Eternal Sunshine on the Spot Filled Skin
11. Lie To Me
10. All My Illegitimate Children
9. Orange Collar
8. Ugly Betty: Taking the Grenade
7. Legend of the Skank Seeker
6. Mr."Sunshine"
5. (Plannin' to make her a) Teen Mom
4. Genital Hospital
3. The Old Man & The Sea
2. The Biggest Loser
1. Burn Notice
You're welcome, Viacom.
Possible Titles for the Yet To Be Named "Situation" Spinoff
15. Scrubs ... Best Used On A Rash
14. Hepa-Titus Andronicus
13. Phineas & Perv
12. Eternal Sunshine on the Spot Filled Skin
11. Lie To Me
10. All My Illegitimate Children
9. Orange Collar
8. Ugly Betty: Taking the Grenade
7. Legend of the Skank Seeker
6. Mr."Sunshine"
5. (Plannin' to make her a) Teen Mom
4. Genital Hospital
3. The Old Man & The Sea
2. The Biggest Loser
1. Burn Notice
You're welcome, Viacom.
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